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Memories of an Old
Shootist....
I've always been
fascinated with the 45 caliber in handguns and leveraction
rifles.....
In the late 1950s I found myself
plastered into the side of a hill beside a water hole in Africa...probably
10,000 years of muck and yuk. Just so the zebra would get close enough to
give me a shot with a 45 long Colt SA with factory ammo...Remington I
think. A medium sized male zebra did show up that day...very late in the
afternoon, between two female zebras. At across the small water hole in
range, I shot him directly into the chest. He went back on his honches,
tried to gain his back legs...but fell over on his side and died.
I wish I had autopsied the body...unfortunately we didn't do that in
those days. But obviously the damage was extensive...a lot of twitching
muscles and jerking spasms told of massive nerve damage.
Later that year I shot a big bag of meat called a Eland with a military
auto 45 acp...twice. We had found a village that had no males in it, no
men old or young. The women, young and old, were starving. So we chased
this Eland....in a English type military jeep. When my driver got us up
beside it, I shot it behind the rib cage angling towards the chest. Two
hard ball rounds. He went down after a long run. And we dragged him back
to the village. Those women sure knew what to do with him. We then
notified the authorities about the problem we found, and where the village
was.
That's one of the beauties of the 45 caliber...they penetrate. Using 18
to 18.5 grains of 2400 under the Keith shaped 45/255 grain SWC in 45 long
Colt single actions, I hunted everything in the U.S. south east. Deer...we
lived in the wilderness of the south east for five years, it was heavily
treed land...I took fork horns and dry does for meat. The whitetails in
the area were small, but plentiful. We would get sixty to seventy pounds
of eating meat out of them. So for a family of three meat eaters...I
harvested a lot of deer with that load....
Black bear...if you have black berries growing on your wilderness
property, it will bring in black bears. I filled my bear tag every year,
and used the 45 Colt and Keith load often.
Turkeys....the neat thing about the load is it kills turkeys quickly
and without ripping them up. We had turkeys all over the area. The state
prisons in Virginia in those years used to raise turkey for release...to
get the state restocked in this wonderful game bird. He might be all dark
meat, but cooked right in a oven bag, makes a tasty meal for three or more
people.
Back in the 1930s many of the farms that went under during the
depression, released their pigs into the wild so the banks wouldn’t take
them. The pig is a premier intelligent animal. And much like wild
boar...except in color...they grow big. Not being indigenous to the state
at the time they didn't come under the hunting regulations. I kept a lot
of families supplied with rich in protein, feral pig meat. I hunted for a
number of folks in the area that for one reason or another didn’t
hunt.
The first feral pig I took was interesting, it was in the spring of
1970. My wife and I spent a long and warm, early spring afternoon putting
in a big garden. I made it to the bath tub first after the digging,
planting, hoeing was over. While luxuriating in the deep suds...wife comes
in and announced that something large is in our new garden munching...on
the new tomato plants. Dress in soap suds and a Ruger SA I tromped to the
back porch and shot it's big form...it set up such a squealing I shot it
again...this time where I thought the head was.
My neighbor came over when I called him and explained that I though I
killed someone’s pig. It of course turned out feral...and it weighed in at
just over 400 lbs..the largest I ever took then or since, including
Russian boar on game ranches. The tusks were 5 inches and 5 and 1/4
inches. The surprise is.... it was a female. My neighbor was the head
vetinarian for the state prison system. He said he had never seen a feral
female grow so large. But a very tasty female she was.
These were the main eating animals nature provided for us and our
neighbors. Then there always were tasty treats like squirrels...and when
we first moved out into the wilds I bought large numbers of heavy body
meat type rabbits from Sears Farm Supplies and released them into our
area. In a few years were had them everywhere. Some of the hares would go
well over 10 to 15 lbs. And they got just as smart and woods wise as there
wild relatives.
The folks around me caught the bug about giving back to nature, and
soon we were releasing different varieties of hares, squirrels...tried
pheasant...but they all migrated to Maryland were it was colder. I got
tired of doing for chickens...so I put out chicken wire around a three
acre patch of not so wooded land and released them into it. We had a
number of pull downs and brush piles in there....we would put out feed but
in different areas of the patch, and a lot less of it then we were feeding
them before. And they thrived much better. We let them scratch for a
living. Finding eggs was a problem until I hired two kids from a nearby
farm to do it...they got half the egg money from the country grocery store
we sold the eggs to.
Our culling of the fork horns and the dry does built a deer herd around
us, that was second to none for healthy and big horned bucks.
And then there were the pests and vermin and varmints. I've written
about wild dogs before. In 1984 when I was writing my book on leveraction
rifles. One of the U.S.Wildlife services sent us figures on animal
populations. They estimated that at that time outside of cities, there
were at least 15,000,000 feral dogs. The southern states at the time used
dogs to hunt with, and that added to the problem in our areas. In one
three year period I kept records on the ones I killed...99 went down just
in our little area. About ten square miles...And as their population went
down, the small game populations along with the deer exploded.
Coyotes were just beginning to infiltrate our area in the 1970s. But
they came on fast. Old friends still back there tell me now that the feral
dogs and the 'oytes have interbred for a super smart wild K-9.
Most time I left racoons alone as they are wonderful animals to watch.
Unless they got to raiding our farm animals...like chickens. My...my, did
some of those boys like chickens. Yet some of them we got to recognize
because they came and went often, and never went near the farm
animals...especially fowl. They raided the garbage, but that didn't bother
me. They also gave a lot...the rat population was kept down by them, I
don’t think they ate the rats...I’m not sure...but they sure killed them.
Something my lazy cats wouldn’t do.
We had a big cat..he looked like a large football on short legs. He was
named after his color, Smokey. Poor thing, he was given a big body and
lots of strength but no brains. My wife and I were watching from our
picture windows one night...we had a red security light that animals
couldn’t really see, red being out of the spectrum of their vison...there
was a racoon we knew on top of one of our garbage cans. He was neatly
removing just the choice tid-bits he wanted. Well here comes Smokey down
our long lumber road. He spies this racoon on the cans...since Smokey
couldn't remember yesterday, let alone a racoon that had the run of the
place. He decided it was his duty to rid our property of this
interloper.
Some where from the road to the top of those garbage cans, things went
awry for poor Smokey. He jumped up beside the racoon, which was larger
then Smokey by half more. The cat did his hissing and bent back routine in
the racoon's face...the ol'coon reached over almost casually, grabbed the
cat’s tail and bit the end off of it...clean as a whistle. Smokey screamed
bloody murder and went directly to the top of a thirty some foot high oak
tree. Just loudly screaming to the world of the indignity he suffered. The
coon went back to his eating and we nearly died of laughter.
But that wasn't the end of it all..Smokey stayed in the tree all night
long. The next morning we were trying to couch him back down. But he
didn't know how to go down a tree, just up. Because of the depth of the
intellectual exercise it takes to go backwards was too much for him, I
guess. Also being tired, his claws suddenly slipped with his butt pointing
down the trunk, the claws became like zippers opening the bark of the oak,
and he came down at a healthy speed for even for a Chevy. Landing directly
on his ass, and of course that's where the boy's brains were all along. It
didn't help his future intellectual status at all.
We had a hawk that was very smart suddenly show up. This guy liked
ducks, and he was too good at it. So all the neighbors and I tried to nail
his thieving hide..we put a bounty on him..a box of what ever ammo the one
that got wanted.
I was up before light one morning, and I spotted a shadow of a big bird
on top of the security light pole, down the hill from our glass sliding
doors at the back of our house. The red light was very dull and shining
down so all I could make out in the dark was the shape of a large
bird...but I knew it had to be the hawk....waiting for light so he could
hit our free ranging chickens no doubt.
Using a rifle with a silent load, and excellent scope..I put the shape
in the middle of the scope and squeezed it off. I could hear the
satisfying sound of branches snapping as he fell down thru the trees and a
solid thud to the forest floor. We had breakfast and at first light I went
out to collect my prize. Image my surprise when it wasn't the hawk...but
our rooster!
That’s OK, I never liked that rooster anyway..loud mouth. He was as
tough eating as he was loud. Some one else got the hawk weeks later.
Cats were constantly being left on our country roads by city people who
didn’t want them anymore....the poor things would sit for days waiting for
their owners to return. The ones that survived became killing machines on
small animals...wild and farm animals.....and the proliferated like crazy.
Lucky they didn’t get as large as dogs, they would have been twice as
dangerous. Vultures don’t always wait till something dies, that’s a
fairytale....and Virginia’s law prohibited killing them. So were
everywhere and cars on country roads were constantly hitting them. The
damage to a car could be extensive, they are big birds. Like any wild
animal that’s totally protected, they grow out of control. Luckily the
state law stated anything that was destroying your property could be
killed.
I’m not sure if you know how vultures defend themselves...they vomit on
their enemies. If you ever had a dog or a cat come home after getting hit
by a vulture...they would be on your hit list like they were on mine. I
had one cat half blinded, and with bald spots....So any that came in on my
property were quickly dispatched. But they did serve a good use also. One
small feral dog I shot in an open field one day was completely gone by
sundown...vultures. We called them the Southern States Sanitation
System.
I was putting in fence posts one morning, my oldest daughter was a
little girl at the time. She said ‘Daddy look at the big dog behind
you...’
It was an old, half blind female black bear...she was walking down the
road towards us...unawhere that we were even close. I took the hole shovel
I had and when she came too close I gave her my best Willy Mays baseball
swing...and bopped her in the head. She sat back like a big dog and shook
her head...got up turned around and went in the opposite direction from
us.
Life in the country...especially wild country...you need a few tools.
And certainly a good, powerful, and accurate handgun is part of those
needs. Actually life in the city has some of the same needs...
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